Snarkopotamous

I am naturally a snarkapotamous. Snarky things just pop into my head. This is one of the things I really don't like about myself. Sometimes I think it is because I'm hilarious (to myself) and think snarky things just because I know my husband or some other snarkapotamous would appreciate it. Sometimes it must just be because my head is very mean. Is head snarkiness mean even if it never leaves your head?